“It’s like déjà vu… all over again!”

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”

“I take a two hour nap, from one o’clock to four.”

“We made too many wrong mistakes.”

You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn’t enough in the second half you give what’s left.”

You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”

“I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”

Baseball is 90% mental… the other half is physical.”

“The towels were so thick there… I could hardly close my suitcase.”

“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”

“Texas has a lot of electrical votes.” 

“90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.”

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.”

“Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.” 

“The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.”

“Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?”

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

“If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else”

“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”

“It ain’t over ‘til it’s over.”

“He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”

“If we didn’t want to bring him up we might as well have let him stay down.”

“We’ve had enough trowels and tribulations.”

“Never answer an anonymous letter.”

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.”

“A home opener is always exciting, whether it’s at home or on the road.”

“I never said most of the things I said.”

“… we were overwhelming underdogs.”